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Funny Valentines Day Sayings

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♥♥I was looking at a light bulb today and it made me think of you and how you light up my world.
♥♥When I marry you I wonder if God will be mad that I stole one of his angels.
♥♥Please do not be alarmed if a big man wearing a red suit picks you up and throws you into a bag. (Why?) Because I asked for you for Christmas.
♥♥Was your father a thief? ‘Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.

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