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♥♥When you stop waiting for your Valentine, he comes himself.
♥♥Bed – is the best answer to question “What should we do now” during Valentine’s Day.
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♥♥If you want the kiss to be hot and sweet, put 2 spoons of sugar to you Valentine’s mouth, pour boiling water and stir everything.
♥♥Please don’t embargo my love. Fidel Castro
♥♥Valentine’s Day is the demo version of March 8th (Women’s Day).
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♥♥Darling, I have never met anyone like you. And I’m happy about it.
♥♥Fake love does not have a happy ending.
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♥♥Men rule the world, while women rule the men…
♥♥The only thing we have in common is the iPhone 5s.
♥♥All girls are one of two types: the ones who hate celebrating Valentine’s Day or the ones, who have boyfriends.
♥♥If you want to go crazy for your girl, firstly you have to be clever.
♥♥All women love flours… that are presented together with a golden ring…
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♥♥Love is like GPS, you should not always trust it.
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♥♥Real friends do not kiss. But if they do, they are not friends anymore. Happy Valentine’s Day!
♥♥If you want to get a girl during Valentine’s Day – rent a Ferrari.
♥♥And they lived long and happily. Long – for 40 years, happily – for 2 months.
♥♥My girlfriend has only one drawback. She’s not with me.
♥♥Charm – is the ability to get the YES answer without even giving a question.
♥♥Roses are red so is the state. Let us be comrades, because you are great. Marx
♥♥When you lie to a woman, you lose your time. When you tell her the truth – you lose you woman.
♥♥I agree to get on my knees only in front of one man. This is my son, who’s still not able to zip his jacket.
♥♥It’s not the size, it’s how you use it. Napoleon Bonaparte
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♥♥The most important things in life are not things.
♥♥True love does not have an ending.
♥♥When I told you that I hate you, I really meant that I love you, but you’re an asshole.
♥♥A golden rule for your Valentine’s Day: a boyfriend is not a wall – you can push him away. But remember, that a boyfriends is not a wall – he can push you back as well.
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♥♥Only during Valentine’s Day men understand that it’s better to love one woman.
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♥♥What will you present for your right hand during the Valentine’s Day?
♥♥There are 1 girls in the world, so why the hell do I need that 1 only? Because the rest are the zeros.
♥♥In ideal world the ideal women is the one with big tits and nice butt. But in reality, it’s the one you love.
♥♥Live without you? I Kant. Immanuel Kant
♥♥Love is like an iPhone – everyone has it but not the original one.

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