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Funny Valentines Day Quotes For Kids

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♥♥Q: What does a man who loves his car do on February 14?

A: He gives it a Valenshine!
♥♥As good friends go, You really shine.
Let’s be each other’s Valentine!
♥♥Q: What do you call a very small valentine?

A: A valentiny!
♥♥Q: What did the painter say to her boyfriend?

A; “I love you with all my art!
♥♥Special people are very few;
Who is special? That would be you.
♥♥You make my heart (and my cookie!) crumble….
♥♥If tigers were bears & fingers were thumbs
& a rose had a different name. I’d love you just the same.
♥♥When we’re together, We have such fun;
Valentine, You’re second to none!
♥♥Valentines, valentines,
Pink, red and blue,
I’ve made a pretty one
Just for you!
♥♥Q: Do skunks celebrate Valentine’s Day?

A: Sure, they’re very scent-imental!
♥♥Just had to send A special friend 
A wish for Love and laughter.
Happy Valentine’s Day
♥♥You could never guess how much happiness
You’ve brought my way! ~ Ella
♥♥If apples were pears & peaches were plums
& a rose had a different name. I’d love you just the same.
♥♥Q: What did Frankenstein say to his girlfriend?

A: “Be my valenstein!”
♥♥There’s a special place within my heart for you.
Happy Valentine’s Day!
Valentine, I like you; I’m glad that you’re my friend;
We have lots of fun together, We are a perfect blend!
♥♥I love you more than a duck can swim!
Happy Valentine’s Day!
♥♥Q: What did the cholcolate syrup say to the ice cream?

A: “I’m sweet on you!”
♥♥Q: Why is Valentine’s Day the best day for a celebration?

A: Because you can really party hearty!
♥♥Valentine I see you A lot when we’re at school,
And every time I see you I think you’re very cool.
♥♥A Valentine’s Wish Filled with Hugs and Kisses too.
♥♥Q: What do farmers give their wives on Valentine’s Day?

A: Hogs and Kisses!
♥♥Today as Valentines go out,
To people near and far,
This one I’m sending right to you,
To say how nice you are.
♥♥You are sure to have an exceptionally lucky and fun Valentine’s Day! From Isaac
♥♥Q: Why did the pig give his girlfriend a box of candy?

A: It was Valenswine’s Day!

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