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♥♥“I love you like a Hell, But you know What i am talking about”
♥♥I trust you plan more for Valentine’s Day than Russia prepared for the Olympics.
♥♥“Falling in love is so hard on the knees.”
♥♥“Anyone can be passionate, but it takes real lovers to be silly.”
♥♥My boyfriend told me I can do with him whatever I want on Valentine’s Day, so I tied him up and went to the nightclub.
♥♥Valentine’s Day is for couples. All singles can enjoy themselves for rest of 364 days of the year.
♥♥“Love – a wildly misunderstood although highly desirable malfunction of the heart which weakens the brain, causes eyes to sparkle, cheeks to glow, blood pressure to rise and the lips to pucker.”
♥♥What’s does my perfect Valentine’s day look like? I am sitting at work with 5 cell phones in front of me and people are calling me every 10 minutes to buy one of the 50 reservations that I made in different restaurants.
♥♥“If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?”
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