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Funny Valentine Sayings For Friends

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♥♥I’m tired of love; I’m still more tired of rhyme; but money gives me pleasure all the time. – Hilaire Belloc
♥♥Between lovers a little confession is a dangerous thing. – Helen Rowland
♥♥I don’t understand why Cupid was chosen to represent Valentine’s Day. When I think about romance, the last thing on my mind is a short, chubby toddler coming at me with a weapon. – Author Unknown
♥♥A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous. – Ingrid Bergman
♥♥Love is the condition in which the happiness of another person is essential to your own. – Robert Heinlein
♥♥The art of love is largely the art of persistence. – Albert Ellis
♥♥Instead of getting married again, I’m going to find a woman I don’t like and give her a house. – Groucho Marx
♥♥I require three things in a man. He must be handsome, ruthless and stupid. – Dorothy Parker
♥♥One advantage of marriage, it seems to me, is that when you fall out of love with him, or he falls out of love with you, it keeps you together until maybe you fall in again. – Judith Viorst
♥♥Love is blind. Marriage is the eye-opener. – Pauline Thomason
♥♥It is probably not love that makes the world go around, but rather those mutually supportive alliances through which partners recognize their dependence on each other for the achievement of shared and private goals. – Fred Allen
♥♥The bravest thing that men do is love women. – Mort Sahl
♥♥Happiness is an imaginary condition, formerly attributed by the living to the dead, now usually attributed by adults to children, and by children to adults. – Thomas Szasz
♥♥Love is much nicer to be in than an automobile accident, a tight girdle, a higher tax bracket, or a holding pattern over Philadelphia. – Judith Viorst
♥♥Man loves little and often. Woman much and rarely. – Basta
♥♥Love is an exploding cigar we willingly smoke. – Lynda Barry
♥♥The lover is a monotheist who knows that other people worship different gods but cannot himself imagine that there could be other gods. – Theodor Reik
♥♥I love making friends. It’s people I can’t stand. – Linus
♥♥Love is not blind; it sees more, not less. But because it sees more, it is willing to see less. – Julius Gordon
♥♥I married the first man I ever kissed. When I tell my children that, they just about throw up. – Barbara Bush

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