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♥♥Nobody will ever win the battle of the sexes. There’s too much fraternizing with the enemy. – Henry Kissinger
♥♥Give me a thousand kisses, then a hundred, then a thousand more. – Catullus
♥♥Love is an electric blanket with somebody else in control of the switch. – Cathy Carlyle
♥♥Love puts the fun in together, the sad in apart, and the joy in a heart. – Author Unknown
♥♥Without love, what are we worth? Eighty-nine cents! Eighty-nine cents worth of chemicals walking around lonely. – M*A*S*H, Hawkeye
♥♥Valentine’s Day is when a lot of married men are reminded what a poor shot Cupid really is. – Author Unknown
♥♥If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular? – Author Unknown
♥♥Anyone can be passionate, but it takes real lovers to be silly. – Rose Franken
♥♥True love comes quietly, without banners or flashing lights. If you hear bells, get your ears checked. – Erich Segal
♥♥Like I’ve always said, love wouldn’t be blind if the braille weren’t so damned much fun. – Armistead Maupin, Maybe the Moon
♥♥Lord! I wonder what fool it was that first invented kissing. – Jonathon Swift
♥♥Love is much nicer to be in than an automobile accident, a tight girdle, a higher tax bracket or a holding pattern over Philadelphia. – Judith Viorst, Redbook, 1975
♥♥Men have died from time to time, and worms have eaten them, – but not for love. – William Shakespeare
♥♥Love is being stupid together. – Paul Valery
♥♥I love you like crazy, baby ‘Cuz I’d go crazy without you. – Pixie Foudre
♥♥I don’t understand why Cupid was chosen to represent Valentine’s Day. When I think about romance, the last thing on my mind is a short, chubby toddler coming at me with a weapon. – Author Unknown
♥♥Love – a wildly misunderstood although highly desirable malfunction of the heart which weakens the brain, causes eyes to sparkle, cheeks to glow, blood pressure to rise and the lips to pucker. – Author Unknown
♥♥What the world really needs is more love and less paper work. – Pearl Bailey
♥♥Love is a game that two can play and both win. – Eva Gabor
♥♥Falling in love is so hard on the knees. – Aerosmith

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