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♥♥Valentine’s Day: the holiday that
Valentine’s Day: the holiday that reminds you that if you don’t have a special someone, you’re alone.
Lewis Black
♥♥If you feel sad that
If you feel sad that you stay alone during Valentine’s day, just remember that nobody loves you on any of those other 355 days of the year.
♥♥I wanted to make it
I wanted to make it really special on Valentine’s Day, so I tied my boyfriend up. And for three solid hours I watched whatever I wanted on TV.
Tracy Smith
♥♥Happy Valentine’s Day to all the couples, wish your love last forever and to all single people wish your batteries last forever.
♥♥14th Feb can be truly
14th Feb can be truly called as a day of love
A day when you can get cuddly
A day when you can just be
But that is for all the women
For men it’s simply the extortion day
A day when they have to spend all day
Happy Valentine’s Day!
♥♥Words are not enough to
Words are not enough to describe my feelings for you
I think that my heart also wants to do
But, for now as the day is finally here
My face will have to do
With a hug and a lovely kiss
I simply love you
Wish you a happy Valentine’s Day!
♥♥Valentine’s Day is for couples.
Valentine’s Day is for couples. All singles can enjoy themselves for rest of 364 days of the year.
♥♥Today is February 14th St. Valentine’s day. Women call it Love day, while men name it as extortion day.
♥♥I just want to confess
I just want to confess one thing today
That you are my valentine for the day
Yes, I mean when I say
That I love you every way
So congrats on being my first repetitive valentine for the day
Wishing you a very happy Valentine’s Day!
♥♥Happy Valentine’s Day! And if
Happy Valentine’s Day! And if this is news to you, my guess is you’re probably alone. Valentine’s Day is often times a, well, it’s a manufactured day that really doesn’t mean anything.
Jon Stewart
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♥♥I love Valentine’s Day. When
I love Valentine’s Day. When you’re a kid everyone gets a Valentine. It’s like ‘TO TIM, NICE PANTS, LOVE SCOTT’. It’s Valentines galore!
Mike Birbiglia
♥♥Valentine’s day has gotten blown
Valentine’s day has gotten blown way out of proportion. Valentine’s Day just used to be for your girlfriend or your wife but now everyone’s like ‘Oh, happy valentine’s day!’ I even got a Valentine’s Day card from my grandmother. How ridiculous is that? We stopped having sex years ago!
Greg Giraldo
♥♥Love does not need a
Love does not need a price tag
It certainly does not need a price to say
It does not need a reason
Or any season come what may
Love needs connection of heart
Is all about this day
Wishing a very happy Valentine’s Day!
♥♥This valentine I do not
This valentine I do not need any picture of yours
No, I don’t need the Whatsapp images you send me,
No I don’t want to see any picture of yours on Facebook
Or, any picture on Twitter too
Hey coz you stay in my heart my dear
What did you think I might have said or I may do
Wishing you a very happy Valentine’s Day!
♥♥Valentine’s Day is when a
Valentine’s Day is when a lot of married men are reminded what a poor shot Cupid really is.
Author Unknown
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♥♥I’m not trying to hit
I’m not trying to hit on you, or throw you a line. I just want you to be my Valentine.
Author Unknown
♥♥Valentine’s Day: the holiday that
Valentine’s Day: the holiday that reminds you that if you don’t have a special someone, you’re alone.
Lewis Black
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♥♥Today is Valentine’s Day
Today is Valentine’s Day or, as men like to call it, Extortion Day!
Jay Leno
♥♥Valentine’s day has gotten blown
Valentine’s day has gotten blown way out of proportion. Valentine’s Day just used to be for your girlfriend or your wife but now everyone’s like ‘Oh, happy valentine’s day!’ I even got a Valentine’s Day card from my grandmother. How ridiculous is that? We stopped having sex years ago!
Greg Giraldo
♥♥What does my perfect Valentine’s day look like? I am sitting at work with 5 cell phones in front of me and people are calling me every 10 minutes to buy one of the 50 reservations that I made in different restaurants.
♥♥What does my perfect Valentine’s
What does my perfect Valentine’s day look like? I am sitting at work with 5 cell phones in front of me and people are calling me every 10 minutes to buy one of the 50 reservations that I made in different restaurants.
♥♥Are you sad on being
Are you sad on being alone this Valentine’s Day,
Ok now just think that who loves you on other
Days of the year,
Haha.. Just have a lovely day
As it’s the Valentine’s Day,
Happy Valentine’s Day to you!
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♥♥This valentine I do not
This valentine I do not need any picture of yours
No, I don’t need the Whatsapp images you send me,
No I don’t want to see any picture of yours on Facebook
Or, any picture on Twitter too
Hey coz you stay in my heart my dear
What did you think I might have said or I may do
Wishing you a very happy Valentine’s Day!
♥♥Valentine’s Day is when a
Valentine’s Day is when a lot of married men are reminded what a poor shot Cupid really is.
Author Unknown
♥♥Valentine’s Day is for couples.
Valentine’s Day is for couples. All singles can enjoy themselves for rest of 364 days of the year.
♥♥Today is Valentine’s Day
Today is Valentine’s Day or, as men like to call it, Extortion Day!
Jay Leno
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