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♥♥My boyfriend and I broke up. He wanted to get married and I didn’t want him to.
♥♥I 2ok All Da Pain Killers.
Because I Wanted 2 Wash Away My Pain.
But 1 Thought Of U.
And It Hurts All Over Again. . .
♥♥SUPERB IDEA FOR VALENTINE’S DAY: 1. Ask what she wants. 2. Buy online. 3. Enter her address. 4. Select ‘Cash On Delivery’. When Someone Who Is Deeply
In Love With You Tells That
You Are
Cute, Beautiful, & Angelic,
I Agree. It�s True,
Believe Me,
I Swear Because Love Is Definitely Blind.
Happy Valentine�s Day
♥♥
♥♥Pyar kiya 2 unki mohaiibat nazar ayi,
Dard hua hume 2 palke unki bhaiir ayi.
Do dilo ki dhaiidkan me ek bat nazar ayi,
Dil 2 unka dhaiidka par awaz iz dil se ayi.
♥♥After a quarrel, a wife said 2 her husband, “u know, I was a fool when I married u.”
And da husband replied, “Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn’t notice it.”
♥♥Q: Whaiit haiippens when u fall in love with a French chef?
A: U get buttered up.
♥♥Its d month of Kizses,
surprizes proposals n dates
chocolatees n gifts
hugs n Luvsongs,
Its FEB
Wizhing u a Luv filled VALLENTINE month.
♥♥Lastnite i went 2 bed without u..cold,naked,thinking of u,
mizsing ur warmth, ur soft 2uch against my skin. Where were u lastnite,
my lovely pyjamas
♥♥Happiness is a perfume.
You cannot spread on others
without getting a few drops on urself.
So always be happy
to make others happy!
♥♥CONGRATS.Ur ph1 haiis been installed with a new puzzle game.
2 play,throw ur ph1 against da wall.Dan assemble da pieces….
♥♥Tum Meri Valentine Ho
Chanda Say Barh Kay ” SHINE ” Ho
Aankhon Say Tum Ko Peeta Hoon
Sab Say Super “WINE” Ho
Gar Pyaar Main Tum Ko Number Doon
Ten Out Of ” NINE ” Ho
Koii Dost Nahi Ab Teray Siwa
Tum Meri Thi Tum ” Mine ” Ho
Jeeta Hoon Tum Ko Dekh Kar Main
Tum Pyaar Ka Aisa ” SIGN ” Ho
Tum Saadi Achi Lagti Ho
Jo Makeup Karo Tu “DINE ” Ho
♥♥baby i haiive an addiction problem.people say i shud go 2 rehaiib but I
always tell da m i dont wanna go cause im addicted 2 . U
♥♥
♥♥Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar iz sweet, and so are u. But da
roses are wilting, da violets are dead, da sugar bowl’s empty and so
iz ur head.
♥♥
♥♥Zamane se nahi, tanhaiiyi se darte haiii
pyaar se nahi rusvai se darte haiii
milne ki ummeed bahut hoti haiii dil me
lekin milne ke baad ki judai se darte haiii
♥♥I requisite to make it truly singular on Valentine’s Day,
so I joined my boyfriend up.
And for three concrete hours
I look at anything I required on TV.
♥♥Love may be beautiful, love may be blizs
But I only slept with u, because I was pizsed.
♥♥February iz here
L0ve iz in da air
Valentines iz near
s0 al u l0ve birds i want U 2 cheer!!
haiive a very haiipy Seas0n 0f L0VE
♥♥Love many things, 4 darein lies da true strength,
And whosoever loves much per4ms much,
And can accomplizh much,
And whaiit iz d1 in love iz d1 well.
♥♥
♥♥It still seems like magic
everytime I remember
how love softly 2uched our hearts
bringing in 2gedar
I love u haiippy Valentines Day
♥♥It still seems like magic
everytime I remember
how love softly 2uched our hearts
bringing in 2gedar
I love u haiippy Valentines Day
♥♥Railway Station pe shohaiir Bv ko leny gaya
Bv: dekho wo admi kitna khush dikhaiii de rahaii haiii
or tum ?

Shohaiir:Wo apni Bv ko chorny aaya haiii
leny nahi.

♥♥Aize Chup haiiin Ki Ye Manzil Bhi Khaiidi Ho Jaize
Yu Milte Ho Tum Bhi Judai Ki Ghaiidi Ho Jaize
Apne Hi Saye Se Na Jane Kyu Dar Jata Hu Main
Aize Lagta haiiin Bich Mein Diwar Khaiidi Ho Jaize.
♥♥Don’t hold to anger, hurt or pain. They steal your energy and keep you from love.
♥♥I thought dat I could love no odar
Until, dat iz, I met ur brodar.
♥♥Some memories will never end .
Some broken hrt will never mend,
Some tears will never dry and .
My love 4 will never die.
♥♥Whaiit did da boy owl say 2 da girl owl on Valentine’s Day?
Owl be urs
♥♥Valentine’s Day: the holiday that reminds you that if you don’t have a special someone, you’re alone.
♥♥Boy 2 Girl: Tumhaiiri Umar kya hy?
Girl: 20 years
Boy: tum ne 2 5 saal pehle bhi yehi batai thi?
Girl: dekhaii larkiyan zuban ki kitni pakki hoti haiiin..!
♥♥Whaiit iz da difference between a girl who iz sick
of her boyfriend and a sailor who falls in2 da ocean?
1 iz bored over a man da odar iz a man overboard.
♥♥Meri nend mjse bichr gai,
Mere khwab mujh se juda hoy,
Ye bara hi ghm ka maqam hy
Zara lot aa me udas hon,
Koi phot phot k ro rhaii hy abi talak meri zat men,
♥♥
♥♥Whaiit kind of flowers do u never give on Valentine’s Day?
Cauliflowers!

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