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in it and you will get the interest.
But don’t feel too bad
even good offers sometimes have a catch!
Be mine forever, Valentine.”
I must have seemed like quite a fool,
Although I thought I was being cool.
I swore that we would never part,
As I put my hand upon my heart.
Had I been thinking with my head,
I’d probably have fled instead.
A: A divorce lawyer.
I was thinking it would be
fun to see what colour the
floor was because I couldn’t remember.
roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl’s empty and so
is ur head.
‘Yes,’came the answer from Tony who was a bit of a chauvinist, ‘I’ve bought her a belt and a bag.’
‘That was very kind of you,’Jonny added,’I hope she appreciated the thought.’
Tony smiled as he replied,So do I, and hopefully the vacuum cleaner will work better now.’
but I refuse to wear glasses!
A. Let me call you Tweet heart!
As time goes on I love you more
Your happy smile.
Your loving face no one will ever
take your place.
Wish you a Happy Valentine’s Day!
A: Because it couldn’t get a date.
A: I only have eyes for ewe, dear.
Owl be yours
And it said exactly how I feel about you.
But it was so mushy the envelope went all soggy!
But I only slept with u, because I was pissed.
then I would write
my n my valentine’s name on it
and put it back on its own place
so that the world could see
how colorful is our relation.
of her boyfriend and a sailor who falls into the ocean?
One is bored over a man the other is a man overboard.
with the mind and therefore is winged cupid painted blind
I’m sweet on you
to every word you say, talk in your sleep.
and they’re just a few of my good points!
A: Stick with me and we’ll go places!
Until, that is, I met ur brother.
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