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♥♥Not all hearts are created equal. Some just don’t give a shit. You can take all that lovey dovey stuff and cram it up your whoo hoo.
♥♥Roses are red
Violets are blue
Even though you have selective hearing
I still love you
♥♥Who needs Valentines Day when you have vodka?! It’s way more powerful than beer goggles and, if you drink too much, you’ll forget Valentines completely.
♥♥I’m also willing to bet a bottle of vodka will be a lot more fun to finish than a dinner for too. Except for the next day, that’ll be hell. And I’m not saying you have to be alone. Get tipsy and make bad choices. You never know, it could be amazing.
♥♥What better way to say Happy Valentine’s day than with hugs and kisses; from a shark!
♥♥I Love You More Than A Unicorn Fart
♥♥So much love… for someone else. For me, I’m cold. So cold I started a fire. In your backyard. Feel the warmth yet?
♥♥Love? Hate? It’s complicated. Lets just leave it at that.
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